I worked retail for a good portion of it and somehow never got it. I did get swung at by a customer who thought I was hiding toilet paper in the back though.

Paradox games, even with all the DLC, I get thousands of hours out of them. I definitely get my money’s worth that I don’t mind spending $20 on them every few months.

A win is a win.

Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.

But there is no money in that, please, think of the corporations! /s

Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.

What do they call those in other countries?