Grandpa was telling you about 50 shades of grey?

Or at a red carpet premier: pull up, doors blast off, step out in style over the mangled bodies of the paparazzi…

Schools being effective might become far more difficult in the next few years, especially if Betsy DeVos gets her claws into it again.

Zoom is fucken cancer.

If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?

I do and I love being a parent. Best job in the world.

Ohh thr English won’t stand for that!

Kids are exhausting? Really? Wow. Dont know what sort of kids you’ve been around.

Kids haven’t forgotten how to have fun, they don’t anything including themselves too seriously, and they ask all sorts of funny and zany questions.

As for drinking around kids: you never had a BBQ or get together with families?

Le Creuset casserole pots are awesome.

1% tax imposed on any money entering or leaving a bank or stock account.

Life wasn’t bad? You missed the million US citizens who died under his watch because of his covid actions?

“Greatest country on earth” sorry bud, just lost that title.

This will be everyone in Gaza when rapey gets in power.

Elon making something more efficient.

Best laugh I’ve had all week.

And helped get back in power a moron who got over 1M Americans killed with COVID.

Now project 25 will swing into action. Then queue all those impacted who voted for the arsewipe to gasp “but he’s hurting the wrong people!”

But the media conglomerates are cheering. Just think how many clicks they will get now when rapey orange says something colossally stoopid.

Congratulations America! Corruption, greed and hate just won.