“A completely foreign language”. Unlike the High Germanic language of English, which we all know is native to the Americas.

Mounting a bear until he screams.

Find a sub and make them take the age verification photos for you.

At least the poem ends after the first verse this time, because the country’s full of gooners.

That explains why I’m so tense all the time. The ideological enemies of the proletariat are everywhere.

You should be legally allowed to tase anyone who claims electricity can’t be felt.

Why did they have to make shooting Nazis political?

Scarcity of beanis has to be engineered.

The existence of Joe Biden suggests the existence of Joe Panden.

Captain planet; he’s a hero; gonna take pollution down to a somewhat reasonable level without threatening the survival of the energy sector.

Is she arguing that society has gotten more racist since the 80s?

Anyone here for business will be executed as a reactionary.

My phone originally autocorrected “dead” to “drag”, and now I’m disappointed that Goku didn’t also have a drag name.

Well Goku did have a deadname (Kakarot).

Is legal AF a euphemism for dilf?

You can’t spell Deutschland without anus.

Nazis can burn down the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, but they can’t run away from the truth.

Too late, I’ve already depicted you as the simp and me as the trad.

Why are colleges so woke?

If I were in charge of the school, I’d replace it with a “Crackers are not welcome here” sign out of spite just to see how they react.