wait people don’t understand how microwaves work? dumb lol

or:

People who can’t spell “husky” do.

Amen to that. It’s also anathema to our origins. We’ve always been a country of freaks, rejects, and free spirits. Conformity is unamerican.

Rouge trader hit #2 for a day or two and went away

Probably because there’s only so much makeup you can sell before the novelty wears off.

But using as much salt they normally would use sugar? Most people put shitloads of sugar on french toast.

Not much to get. Dude got asked his name, said “uh, Chris”, and they printed the “uh” on the receipt to mock him.

And ya’ll need to stop using chrome.