I wish I could say that I’m more shocked than I actually am.

OK, cool. Good to know! Thank you!

Didn’t know that. I’ll give it a try. Thanks!

It was doing that for me so often that it became unusable for me.

Suka suka suka suka suka suka suka BLYATMAAAAN

“You’ve been asleep for 100 years. Welcome to Walmart. I love you.”

Gorilla infestations again!

Also, anyone notice that this took place in Roanoke, VA? Where they’re especially known for gorilla attacks?

Legit LOLed at this bit:

“I noticed that David had lost a lot of weight over the past couple of months, especially when he came in with his arm torn off,” fellow claims adjuster Kevin Delano said.

Yao Ming: 😉😏

I kind of knew something was off, but then I got to the sunglasses and realized.

Oh, good. This way we’ll be able to borrow more money to try to pay off the medical debt and dig ourselves into a deeper hole. Perfect.

I think he’s a good actor. Apparently he’s a big nerd, too (I say that as a compliment). He owns a D&D themed whiskey company.

https://questsendwhiskey.com/

Same. It’s like a warning that I am possibly not correct.

Mork from Ork. Nanoo nanoo. It’s what I always think of when I think of him. That and What Dreams May Come, for sure.

Ricearoni

The F in RFK stands for Fucker.

You’re right, I mixed it up. I feel like if it was LIFO that there would be meals that would never come out, ever.

Just wanted to point out that the colon is LIFO and not FIFO FIFO and not LIFO wow I need more caffeine

Georgia is currently chock full of joro spiders.