Ah yes. Before the dark times. When dragons lay sleeping.

lemmycels

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Lol get fucked losers.

I’m done feeling sorry for dumbasses that shoot themselves in the foot then complain about the pain. Shut the fuck up and lay in the bed of shit you made.

It’s like this on every greentext post. Everyone immediately assumes the OP is a creepy loser and drags them through the mud.

Lemmy is a leftist echo chamber for computer nerds and people who can’t stand reddit anymore.

That’s pretty much it. Lemmy is just reddit lite.

I just wasn’t expecting that. I was warned and I was still surprised.

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I’d love for people to explain to me how being happy despite the current state of the world is anything less than cognitive dissonance.

You’re either miserable or living in a false reality.

Ass for life 😎

I’m not defending him I’ve just never heard this before.

As I said it wouldn’t surprise me I’ve just never heard about it before.

I snorted some marijuanas today! I’m chocked full of marijuanas! I’ve got more marijuanas in me than anyone!!

Mike Tyson is a rapist? I’m not saying it would surprise me but I’m gonna need a source for that.

Neither 😂

This is how I feel but with ass instead of boobs.

Don’t get me wrong I love boobs I just love ass more.

Seriously though. Ass is where all the fun stuff is!

That’s fair I just thought it was done to showcase the hypocrisy of a govt small enough to fit in your pants.

See I saw it as an irony type thing where the artist is showing the blatant hypocrisy of the idea of govt so small it fits into every household.

Maybe I’m just overthinking it.

BOOOO!

What’s with news outlets using the word “tap” lately?

It’s not a fuckin card game where you tap your card to activate it.

Who tf just donates half a lion?

How do you end up in a position where you have two halves of a lion to donate in the first place??