Why do the worst games produce the most amazing reviews?

Isnt this how you get crowdstrike? I feel like this is how you get crowdstrike.

Thank you for explaining it. I was trying to find Sadam Hussain.

Hmmm…

Eh, that’s pretty normal for a patent.

I thought red was automatic transmission fluid?

Some people say Skyrim has the best horses, but I say it’s Forestry Simulator 2017

I’m not sure I can handle $75,000 per year, do you think that 30 day free trial would be long enough to pull this plan off?

I’m hoping it’s spring loaded and makes that scroll “fwip-fwip-fwip-fwip” noise.

For a second I thought this was a real headline. Like God damn.

Wait, what do you mean x3, y2, and x37 are not good variable names?

I don’t know whether we would have ever gotten the absolute brilliance that is Turg if proper customization weren’t available.

DFM tweaks are going about as expected with the injection molder, tool maker, and myself for one of my designs.

Man, RAGBRAI is on my wife and I’s bucket list of rides we want to do.

Bad news: I caught whatever the hell my wife had last week. So far I don’t think I’m doing as badly as she did though.

Good news: PICKED UP MY NEW BIKE YESTERDAY!

Annoying news: The bike came with 44cm wide handle bars. I’m running 40cm wide and have contemplated going to 38cm wide on my current bike.

But still, NEW BIKE!

I love how comically oversized that ladle is for the pot, and honestly the entire kitchen. It reminds me of the 3 foot potato smasher I accidentally ordered several years ago.

This was my shakedown ride for the 100 miler planned for next weekend. :p

I am happy that I managed to keep nearly a 16mph average riding solo today. Also, just 8 more miles on this bike before I feel like I have definitely gotten my money’s worth out of it.

I got home from a 100km bike ride about an hour ago. I’m going to go mow the lawn and get the patio staged so a fiber optic line can be run under it.

Huh, my glaucoma looks more like macular degeneration. I have a fairly sizeable blind spot smack in the center of my left eye because of it.

Hey you, you’re finally awake.