

I’m sure the private prisons will offer their services.
I’m sure the private prisons will offer their services.
It has been pointed out on social media that yesterday was an anniversary of a day when firefighters in Idaho torched a building that had been seized from Aryan Nation, as a training exercise.
Coincidence, or not.
Nothing political there! Total coincidence.
Nothing to see here. Y’all move along now. Move along.
Looks like the colony of fungus on his head became sentient.
Bootstraps. The answer is always bootstraps.
“Caden, it looks like Airlynn just said you’re a hopeless loser, and she’s been banging your personal trainer Chad. Is there anything else I can help you with?”
All of Europe will be Russia.
No, but our providers will use the data to deny us care.
I took off my FitBit and have never put it back on. I don’t know who might be getting that information.
A whole Congress full of filthy Benedict Arnolds. And they’re winning.
The plan is to reduce us to third world poverty. Use the collapse as an excuse for total austerity. Then, in ride the billionaires to the rescue, and most of us will serve them, just to stay alive.
They started pushing a subscription model a few years ago. I quit going there.
Sorry Rafaelito. Not only do Christian movies suck, they do less box office than a Tommy Wiseau picture.
There are no more real elections. Someone named Trump will be in power for a very long time.
Let those peasants pull their bootstraps and find their own way home if it’s raining!
We’re fucked. Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, medical research, public education. It’s all not going to exist.
“Columbia The Gem Of The Ocean” was almost the national anthem.
EDIT: One of its lyrics was “thy banners make tyranny tremble.” That wouldn’t work today, would it, considering we are under, well, tyranny.
Want to hear something that would be a hoot if it weren’t so depressing?
I asked ChatGPT “with no more birthright citizenship, how can i prove that I’m an American?” IT COULDN’T ANSWER. That’s the first time I’ve ever seen that, and I use it a lot for work.
The danger is that the former mayor is running a well funded third party spoiler campaign.