No RAM. Only ROM.

Let’s zoom in on that footnote:

Orange president, orange humanity.

Oh, hi Jeff!

Only Atom ☢️

Yes but have you considered the threat that the Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of North Monaco poses to the true western ally of South Monaco? The South Monacese will be eating baguettes and worshipping Comrade Monsieur Macron if we don’t arm them with nukes NOW.

No nations, no problems 😎☢️🔥

Keep the black side down and ATGATT.

She’s a bit noncommittal on them. I should have seen the warning signs sooner, in hindsight.

No opinion… or an opinion so wrong that she’d end up in prison for it??? 🤔

If you don’t know how to download more RAM then you need to turn in your Internet license and go outside. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

My missus will defend me! She actually thinks Quality Street are better than Roses! She’s a certified nutcase who will take down anybody!

This is a correct and scientifically valid ordering.

So the new Mac Mini can do more than most people need for a cheaper price than most people would expect.

Sounds awesome!

She doesn’t RUN?

No, she DOESN’T run.

(For anyone not getting this one, the whole thing is full of Bioshock Infinite references. Not the cats page. The one by “Dr” Booker DeWitt.)

Sounds about right. (please forgive the link to the other place)

Very non-credible interpretation of “clockwise”, I note 😉

Are they planning on nuking Jesus or something?

Jesus: I have returned! Russia: Fuck off! ☢️ We don’t want any!

I just feel sorry for him at this point. Not as much as I feel sorry for America, but I do feel sorry for him. When he dies, he will die not having known the best things in life. No true love, no actual friends, no peace. Money has not bought him happiness. Maybe he was born into a prison of his family’s making, but all he’s done is build up the walls and seal the doors. He’s a tragic, pitiful character rather than a beacon of strength or success.

Erm, make sure you put him in an actual prison too, though. Good luck, Yanks, your tea-drinking cousins still want the best for you despite everything 🇬🇧

The Veryovkina Cave in Georgia, for anybody else curious.