LMFAO that was easily the funniest exchange I’ve seen on lemmy

You shitting upside down?

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Imagine not using your PC as a space heater for your office

Narrator: No

Twice.

I’m convinced that it’s all of the leaded gas and exhaust fumes

Camera slowly pans down to reveal that the cameraman is now a goose/was a goose all along

RIP Trevor

No, you don’t understand. These are merely normal rays being extracted from sweet babies.

This is the way. The feeling when Jimbob the Confederate Cousinfucker’s lifted COMPENSATORMOBILE suddenly falls back due to his own misaligned and blinding headlights…

You might be surprised then, to see how many people seem to lack understanding of that apparently obvious concept.

REKT

#notallwomen

You are referring to the return of the “land for peace” idea from '67; but, Israel engaging in that peace process and returning said land (that was won by conquest during a defensive war in '48) merely resulted in the '69 war and '73 invasion. Since then, Arab leaders have completed a 180° about-face from their stated position of “no recognition, no peace, and no negotiations.” By beginning to normalize with Israel, they have also begun to remove the need for a “land for peace” process, in large part because of the land Israel has already given back.

Do you realize that a “regular army” would level the place entirely with airstrikes and artillery? --Because that’s what would be most expedient and cost the fewest Israeli lives and least money overall.

I showed the joke to my wife and she said that it was a good idea and she would try it on me.

I can imagine all of you naked.

In my experience, an equivalent Xerox machine is always more expensive. But, the software is extremely lightweight and also customizable, although I run it on a windows machine. The print quality is second to none as well.

I’ll have to take your word for it because I’ve had a xerox laser for 2 years now that works flawlessly and the software isn’t nearly as abhorrent as brother’s