Knowing anime they’ll probably find some moronic way to sexualise it.
Striker
23 year old Irish non binary satanist
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Striker@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•4 hottest days ever observed raise fears of a planet nearing ‘tipping points’English5·1 year agoThose rich people have names and addresses. And they can be made examples of.
Honestly, this graph was able to make me understand why such a small country like the Netherlands was able to colonise the Netherlands
Despite getting three reports I won’t take action against Ulph. They don’t seem to be a troll. I don’t believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons
Striker@lemmy.worldMtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?0·1 year agoJodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
Could you translate this comment into English for the non trekkies out there?
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.0·1 year agoNot anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.0·1 year agoIs that why this post had 40 down votes?
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.0·1 year agoThe way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking
To prevent the all powerful cum tsunami from wiping us all out
Wtf. Why didn’t you mention the cringe lord emperor striker?!
Edit: using my mod powers to get attention.
Sir. Let me get this straight. You’re sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?
Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we blow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem0·1 year agoThat’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem0·1 year agoYou can only pick one.
Your uncle sound like a well cultured man
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem0·1 year agoBut the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
Do you think she would have lived longer if she smoked more?
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