I swear to God, if you are fucking with me I will find you somehow. I have a very specific set of skills, and they mostly pertaining to cooking, building, and drawing things, but they are skills nonetheless!

I knew about just pressing S, but I have also done this more than I care to admit.

Wait, so Trump was actually serious about this, and not just baiting him for election support? Like, seriously?

But…it’s not a math dilemma, it’s a moral one. Changing it to hot philanthropic strippers changes the morality.

I mean, Garland dragged his feet til they hit bedrock. That is why he’s getting away with it all. If he had simply acted swiftly with urgency, like he was dealing with a domestic terrorist, justice may have been realized.

I’d put down $50 on his administration taking measures to get Trump out of the way to install Vance.

I use it because it came with Play Music, now YouTube Music. I’ll just switch to Spotify if I see them.

Well, when I intentionally mishandle a pandemic disease in order to wipe out part of a population and request testing be slowed down to influence statistics, I’ll let you know.

I mean yeah obvs.

What if we need to court them next election?

I hope you’re not responding to me, because that would not be murder, it would be slaying a monster.

Yes. Yes I fucking remember.

And yet they’ve all failed to kill the orange despot.

…what’s a Then Man?

Anyone who didn’t vote made the same decision.

In Supernatural, Cass takes off his bloody clothes to wash them, but then he decides to use his remaining bucks on the vending machine instead, and he takes clean clothes from the lost and found.

So…yeah, you were right.

I mean short of running ads on football games that literally just said “Joe Biden, our current sitting president who took office after Donald Trump, has stepped down from running for a second term. Kamala Harris, our current VP is now the Democrat nominee”…actually…scratch that, maybe they should have done just that.

Have we absolutely ruled out foul play by the guy who constantly talks about election rigging, and also constantly projects his own lies, and also constantly cheats even with his own games of golf?