When someone says “I was living in a sex avalanche” on the internet it’s hard for me to take them seriously, that’s all

Oh fuck off

I prefer the one where they’re smiling through tears as they both simultaneously eat Vladimir Putin’s asshole while he beats them with a bundle of reeds

This sounds like a cult

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

The King’s Speech

…Boris Johnson said this?

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

MORE

Free gun fuck yeah

Lost my job thanks to #2, and a little bit of #3

Hell I’d cover the dog bowl

Pirates of The Caribbean

And one day he will have his revenge

The fucked up part is it doesn’t even make it to the babies who need it, it goes straight to Homelander

Try me

I just want to know where I can get one of these statues

Oh wow I didn’t realize Jupiter is actually pretty and not just a tan streaky ball

I’d like to know more about this gargoyle