Of course, there was over 100 years between Columbus’ voyage and the voyage of the pilgrims on the Mayflower.

I used to use my 3rd monitor for company email and chat programs so they would stay out of the way of my actual work.

Do not feed the trolls. Do not engage.

Burl Ives - The Whale

aggressive spelling

If you are in the US, cram every penny you can in an IRA or 401k if your employer offers it. You’re gonna want to retire some day.

I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit. – Mel Brooks

I’m not about to kill myself or anything but no I’m not ok. I just keep breathing and waiting for the sweet relief that death will bring.

Welcome to the future. Nothing works now! :D

Um … Isn’t Toronto in Ontario?

How did that fuckwad get that much power that he can hold up all those promotions? That doesn’t seem to make any sense.

I’m lazy and I have the money.

I had to look that up the other day too. Wikipedia has what seems to be a reasonable explanation. Take a look at the “In Culture” section. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blåhaj