Jesus, they all look so terrified

Ah, the gentle train, truly one of earth’s most fascinating creatures

Some people will do anything for money

From a leaked 2016 recording while this righteous asshole was Speaker:

McCarthy: “There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God.”

Ryan: “This is an off-the-record. No leaks, alright?”

McCarthy: “Alright.”

Ryan: “This is how we know we’re a real family here.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html

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Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”

Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”

Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”

Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”

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The dramatic tension would be better if we reverse them

Purposefully withholding your vote in the general election is a selfish/narcissistic act. No matter what wordplay you engage, not giving support to the lesser of two evils leads to better outcomes for the greater of them – and pain and suffering for the most vulnerable. But you get the comfort of hugging your pristine principles**

**and La Revolución is NOT happening in time to help in any meaningful way before uncountable death and suffering – stop that BS and grow up