PostyourJaggaHogs [undecided]

steamrip too

They’re going to hand the election to Mamdani on a silver platter because neither of them will give up.

I’m predicting there won’t be a “ getting a phone call from and dropping out” situation here because both of these fuckers are too old to achieve anything else. For Adams this is as high as he’s going to get within the American machine and there’s nobody that can offer them anything comprable. Similar situation for Cuomo.

It’s not like Obama can call and promise one of them like, secretary of transportation with the implication that it’ll be their turn to be president in 10 years. It’s not a presidential election. Nobody at the gubernatorial level can offer either Cuomo or Adams anything they want because they’re both psychotic strivers, one of them desperately clinging on to his current position and the other trying to claw back some relevance.

I hate to jinx it but I really do think short of some serious deportation related fuckery this election is going to be a layup for Zohran.

he’s never going to die is he

Lemme find that substack article that breaks down how psychologically revealing this statement was

edit: here it is

Elon training grok on his DMs.

It makes too much sense. Grok has started talking too much like Elon for it to have been anything else.

What the fuck

Got removed by mods lol, your posting prowess too strong

Quick someone post it to the Contra sub lmfao

have you considered that the label flattens the discourse

There is indeed much that America can learn from China. But perhaps the most important lesson is to stay true to who we are as a nation. That’s what China did. It adopted aspects of the American way that would make it strong again, while sticking to its core system of Communist Party political domination and heavy state involvement in everything. And it has been spectacularly successful. Trump’s America, on the other hand, is beginning to seem as if it’s taking cues from China’s political model. That’s not who we are.<

I think this is my favourite part

he looks so old

I’m honestly taken aback at this point by the amount of backlash Mamdani’s been getting. I don’t even think it was this bad against Bernie. Aside from his stance on the genocide (which is honestly still quite moderate compared to what’s happening) what he’s been saying has been really quite milquetoast socdem reforms and probably half of America are acting like he’s going to do 9/11 2 on his first day in office. This is a sick sick country.

Ethan Klein is crashing out on instagram

So it’s a day that ends in y

let them fight

shout out nathan fielder for being the only real comedian in the 2020s

have to chalk my asshole to stop my cheeks from slipping

Every day that goes by it becomes more clear that the only reason anybody still listens to the US is because they have the most nukes.