Critical hit! It’s super effective!

ahhh punchline

It’s really not surprising when you think about it. Evolution favored individuals in our species who worked smarter, not harder. We’re the quintessential shortcut pilled species, that’s why we made tools and discovered fire. Of course we’re going to full send it all the way to outsourcing thinking

Western societal norms

Probably not Pervis, he’s bones

Oh wow, I hadn’t realized until you pointed it out. Did we get Tumblr’d?

No one is being a cunt or pedantic, you’re just saying something that’s wrong and unfunny

I know it’s a joke, but cats can spread corona viruses. I’m not sure about dogs though

Wtf is a yogurt male

Yep.

He must be stopped

Because we’re all a victim to the propaganda that has molded the modern Internet into what it is today

The light blue task represented making a list of tasks to do

Showing up to work like “what fresh hell awaits me”

Didn’t work for me. Edit: also didn’t work on Gemini or CoPilot

Would be the same with stories told at the [insert local hangout]

It’s so disappointing that this is the first generation of kids to ever do dumb shit for dumb reasons, I personally blame the parents

Show fingers

I’ve tried this at multiple apartments with a 0% success rate. It seems the “return to sender” thing hasn’t worked for decades, at least in apartment complexes.