I dont think any girl will ever cuddle me as strongly as my cat did

Newborns in the hospital ? Believe it or not, Hamas.

Did they ever ?

If there’s one thing I can’t forget it’s my sex drive :/

One day I’ll play crystal chronicles in coop on my GameCube with my gameboy advanced so and it will be glorious

laughs in European

If only there was a way to buy European goods without having to pay taxes on it at the border 🤔

alright I tried but it didn’t help

In France we have methylphenidate, so we take that, I was taking Ritalin but they were out, so I tried medikinet and it works the same except it’s actually in stock 🤷 I wish I could try other stuff see if it works better :(

Right ? It does feel like a compliment

Double punch sexist nazis

Ye olde nazis

Well technically he’s on the left side of most issues

I hope not I’m out of cola, have to wait until tomorrow for ww3

Pro kleptocracy

Unfortunately I’m getting none of that

Oui

Sold mine for a deck, they can try all they want I dont care

Mangione didn’t kill anyone

I can picture a little demon with ADHD tattooed on its forehead laughing at that meme like “lol gottem”