I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”
I upvote cat pictures!
I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”
Honestly, they’ve become my uniform. Comfort - ✔️ Full range of motion - ✔️ Full coverage - ✔️
High waist compression leggings are my go-to. Even when I’m cycling you can’t see the top of whatever underwear I chose to wear that day.
It is exhausting and you’re not wrong. Every. Single. Day. Another news story about something utterly and completely pants on head that Mango Mussolini tweeted/said/did. Can we please just not this time?
I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.
I offset the gains from my one cup of coffee by chasing it with a sugar free Monster. Balance.
That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.
I suspect this is similar to how someone is going to find my carcass.
Well. The administration would be consistently brain wormy I guess.
It’s captivating, really. I can’t stop looking at it.
Looks like that one in the background is next.
He always looks so confused in his photos.
Bone Spurs McShart can only buy one of those medals like his buddies the Adelsons did so of course he thinks it’s better.
Combat on Atari 2600.
lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.
Colorado?
Secretary of Trichinella has a nice ring to it.
My nana used to have a collection of spoons in holders like this in her dining room. Thanks for the double hit of nostalgia and serotonin.
Goddamn, I love that speech every time I hear or read it.
Edit: unsaladed the thing.
Ah well good thing I don’t particularly give a shit what some guy in an (admittedly) awesome party hat thinks about me, as a vagina owner.