Gelato isn’t vegan?!

I love this.

"In addition to the cut of your gib, I likes the name of your town…

Murfreesboro."

-Strongbad

I worked in a British pub, they claimed It was pronounced “Worshster” Sauce.

Two syllables.

This is for the purpose of being able to eat as many olives as you like and it cannot be counted.

How many olives did you eat?

Hmm, I ate olive.

I dunno, I’ve seen children with a lot more self-awareness.

Unless by “children” you mean babies. Because those fuckers have no self-control.

Edit: And by “those fuckers” I mean babies.