D: Downloads

Then the folders -

Films

TV programs

Software

• Everything inside these folders is a fucking car crash

It’s to stop East Dakota falling over

I remember we used to get power outages all the time in my countries. But that was the 1970s, modern infrastructure has moved on

Well, everywhere except AHEM 🤔

No idea what a French press is. Probably a cafetière ?

Leak

“Advert” is the word btw

Email for business, WhatsApp for shitposts

Simple

I didn’t even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it “Zac” is cunt too probably

Every time I see a Linux user’s criticism of a problem with Windows, it’s the kind of thing your grandma asks you to fix for her and takes ten seconds 😂

Calling Windows unstable in this day and age is fucking laughable too. If your installation is unstable, it’s either you or your hardware

That’s what I was aiming at

Miso ANGRY

I appreciate your post and site

But honestly it’s utter shite

You’d have to be an complete loon

If you need an app to find the moon

I’m with you Phil; the people that complain about paywalls are the most ill-informed people on the planet

Learn to bypass it or pay for it, or otherwise go get your news from some fucking duck-faced, turkey-toothed influencer somewhere and then you can start voting for fucking Nazis

He seems to have astonishing balance for someone with one leg

I know! It’s not like they have some of the best chefs on the planet

If you knew about cooking, you’d know slow roasting is better for caramélisation than frying

Recipes can be improved upon in other ways than adding butter and high fructose corn syrup

I never thought I’d see the day

When someone writes a poem

The first thing that we say to them

Is “Did you use an LLM?” :(

If a poem neither rhymes nor scans,

Sorry for my spite

It’s no longer poetry

It’s someone talking shite

A bit more of a de-developing country

And no, I don’t have a stutter

It’s almost as if you’re not the whom it concerns innit?

Doesn’t get much more slappin’ than Partystarter

60% keyboard

Im j st im g n ng yo r typ ng loo s lik th s

An entire country of fucking cowards 😂