I hate that I got that reference so easily

The name of that barista was Satan.

https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g

Optimistic nihilism is such a great feeling. Suddenly, it becomes clear that the only thing worthy of worry is how to be happy and how to bring happiness to those around me, as often as possible. Coloring makes me happy and my child happy. I will color. We are happy.

Goodbye internet

When I was 12, I thought I had broken the family computer trying to get Ultima III to run. I read every MS-DOS manual I could find trying to fix it before someone found me out. It was the frikin CMOS battery. I learned a lot of DOS that summer.

Why is healthcare a stock!?

Is JFK’s wife. Kind of famous.

Enshrpuded is a great suggestion. You can ignore quests unless you want to expand your plot. Just pick a plot of land and start farming. Go out into the wild to find new stuff to plant. Unfortunately there’s not much to do with your harvest except to make provisions to go play the rest of the game, but that’s how you find more things to plant. I had a great time designing the layout of my crops.

Had a butter bar bring a few uxo he found, just had them rolling around in the back of hummer, called everyone around to come see what he found. Didn’t see much more of him after that

A smart man always knows what to say, a wise man knows when not to say it.

It’s the life equivalent of typing out a comment only to then delete it and move on.

Just because you know something, or know a better way, doesn’t mean you have to tell everyone. That mental exercise plays into my other tool: Let them.

Let them be wrong, let them fill the silence they created, let them get bent out of shape, and let them try to figure it out. Sometimes, they’ll get to where you already are; other times, they’ll figure out an approach you didn’t even consider, or you’ll realize that you were the one who was wrong the whole time. Let people be people. Listen, look, learn, and then, when you’re ready, when it’s needed, lead.

Oh, and don’t give people answers to questions they didn’t ask. They’re less likely to listen to you. When they’re ready for the answer, they’ll ask.

It was tough not to delete this comment, but I’ll let the paradox stand as is.

I’ve only tried one, blind, it was worms. Never again. That was over twenty years ago and I still gag just thinking about it.

Top right is Inglorious Bastard

Got a lot going on there mister

How did you do the hinges like that?

In America, perjury is inversely proportional to your financial value.

Oh, well that answered that question. Get your shit together tech bros

Luckily Trump is doing away with those pesky OSHA people 🫩

Musk’s DOGE is shuttering OSHA’s office in ‘Cancer Alley’—despite how dangerous it is - Fast Company https://share.google/YIHqcaHv9m1FaoTXj

Ah, that makes sense.

500 Days of Summer. Had no idea what I was about to do to my relationship. In a way, it just sped up the inevitable, but damn. I was not ready to see our relationship resonated down my throat that hard. Still hurts.

Google maps knows the speed limit of most roads, why can’t that be used?