If I can’t put hot sauce in the water supply, I don’t want to be part of your revolution :goldman-shining:

Doesn’t even have to be radioactive either, I’m also weak to normal rocks thrown at my face

That’s when a wizard sent them to the Mirror Realm as punishment

I’m sorry but the genocide will stop

“Stan” has a weird message because it seems to be about the dangers of parasocial relationships and celebrity worship, but then Eminem really does write him back and seems genuinely interested in his personal life, so the moral of the story is actually that Stan should have just kept stanning

Me when I tell ChatGPT to roleplay as an AI that’s very good at math and then solve every Millenium Prize problem (I am going to win 6 million dollars)

When you say something against scams and they give you that Theranos stare

If 20% of people own 80% of the land or wealth or whatever in a capitalist country then all that shows is that capitalism produces Pareto distributions. That does not mean Pareto distributions are some universal law of nature nor does it mean that non-capitalist systems are impossible.

Oh, you believe in universal human rights? Have you considered that everyone has their own favorite color, and therefore we can never be equal?