Meanwhile I’m just chilling and enjoying the company of an ancient elf who gets off on slaughtering demons and simps for grimoires.

I would prefer a shrubbery.

Calling the US an English speaking country is perhaps somewhat overgenerous.

Ah yes, Superman. The all American hero… Created by a Canadian.

Here is the sentiment of my fellow intelligent Canadians:

Oh no! Anyway…

I’m confused. If he is convinced he did nothing wrong, why would he need political asylum? Is he not willing to fight for his convictions?

Ah, for the days when Americans fought Nazis and Fascists instead of electing them as supreme leaders.

I dunno man, pigeons can be pretty damn intelligent.

Not quite. CAF is Canadian Armed Forces. The Air Force, specifically is the RCAF.

What’s zip tied to the asshole SUV that is parked in four spaces?

Well I’ve definitely felt unwelcome in the States. Good to see they’re being honest about it at least.

I miss crunchy keyboards that fought you every time you hit the carriage return. These modern ones all feel weak and listless to me.

“Votinft to starve babies”? I don’t think there’s anything that can make a Republican more erect than that.

Yes, that’s why it’s so appealing to them.

As a member of the CAF, if the US Armed Forces are getting rid of LGBTQ folks, I would be proud to welcome them as my comrades in arms.

Oh he’s an enemy to far more than just some imaginary friend.

And if MAGA has their way, the other half will be shot.

Thanks for the clarification!

“Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noon day sun”. Not sure where I heard that quote but it’s always stuck with me.

I’d argue they are more like the SS at this point. Consider: the point of the Gestapo was to police the German population and root out internal threats to the Nazis. The SS, on the other hand, were a military branch that were responsible for eradication of the “undesirable elements”. I feel like the latter is a more fitting mold for ICE.