!simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works

Any plans for improving SEO? One of Reddit’s biggest strengths was being able to get very relevant results with a simple internet search. In time can you see something similar for Lemmy, even with its decentralized nature? I really you for doing this, thank you for your time!

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hotvampireadjacent

(A screenshot from the app formerly known as Twitter)

Dexerto @Dexerto

Tweets will now be called an X
(Two images, the first is a screenshot of Elon musk replying to an “X”. The second is the old Twitter Bird logo)

hotinebing.eth @hotinebling
Replying to @Dexerto

That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard, and I own NFTs.

werewolfcatgirlpaws

EVEN THE CLOWNS DEEM YOU UNWORTHY OF THEIR WEAKEST PIES

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kleefkruid

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn’t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

kleefkruid

my parents: “We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!”

(in red text)
Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

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ublock-origin

Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

(Screenshot of two Tumblr replies)

zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.

yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??

1. some 8ish years now i reckon
2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing

ublock-origin

(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)

#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis kills

we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)

#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually

captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

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recursive t-counter

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evilwizard

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

t-counter

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

evilwizard

YOU EXIST???

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I read breasts at first too 💀

I c² what you did there!