When I have an answer, I’ll get back to you with a retort

I agree with both of you

Unless your house has leaks, you’ll probably just discover a dried up lizard when renovating some day

Meowijuana is purrfect marketing incarnate

I would argue that there are infinite timelines of a room temperature “pizza slice” in various stages of decay, and eventually new reactions in the final two panels. If it reach room temperature, which it must, there is bacteria on that 'za.

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Honestly, my favorite use case for ChatGPT is as an Internet search engine. Google has become so shitty that I outsource it’s main job lol. I just tell ChatGPT to send me reputable sources as links for the query, and I skip the bullshit.

It’s also not a bad way to generate SEO friendly descriptions for eBay listings, if you have a lot to list and are lazy. You can move a lot faster and get better results than using the default ai that site has. It would be ideal to personally write everything and be an SEO expert, but you are mostly guiding people to see the photos and just need the metadata perks of the jargon.

I once dropped a puppy to see if it would land on its feet.

I was four.

Children have to learn/develop empathy. It’s ok that you lacked it at one point. It’s wonderful you have it today. Never listen to anyone who says it’s a sin.

And for the love of god, train. Get classes if you can.

RFK Jr has a long history of being wrong about everything. He doesn’t want to break character now.

It is dangerous in some countries to get an official diagnosis for a disability. I respect that some people know they have a problem, but fear a label

I’d stick to the “common sense” angle then.

Yes, let us defend the billionaire bigot from a mean word online.

How does boot taste?

I used to be shocked Biden was #1 in 2019. Turns out, name recognition matters more than anything else, and Harris had a historic campaign budget. (Not that it was used well, but AOC has never had that level of PR)

The truth is, Luigi will be an exceptional martyr. The majority of deaths will be forgotten by the masses, because a million deaths is a statistic.

The key in the coming years is to survive, organize, strategize, and recover. Dying is a waste. We must all do what it takes to live and fight from a better position.

Our saving grace is the incompetency of the enemy. They are following plans created decades ago by aging and dying villains. The inheritors are inept and despicable.

Hitler shot himself and Mousolini was ripped to pieces because they overplayed their hands. Keep in touch with a local community, and figure out a way forward once our enemy is vulnerable.

Then you’ll have to say something like “Google it, it’s true” with confidence and press forward. That is, assuming Google hasn’t whitewashed it the same way they have the apple maps kill site image.

My conservative relatives on the wealthier side are upset, at least. These economic policies and Musk’s foolishness have soured them enough to question their media consumption.

Consider having a QR code for that URL handy if you are engaging folks 1-on-1 and taking this angle as your tactic! Be wary of using this tactic with folks who may hate professors, though. If they personally have been derided by educators and hate higher education, this tactic may backfire. With those folks, talk about how Trump lacks “common sense.” You should profile the listener and make an educated guess which way to take it.

Fun challenge, I’ll try to tackle it for kicks!

What you have currently is a joke, with a setup and punchline. You can either try to maintain that structure with a setup word, transition verb, then punchline word structure… Or you can abandon the joke and repackage the subtext/implication of the joke as bold, explicit text. The first would require great cleverness. The second would be easier and clearer.

Example A: Joke Format (Setup, Transition Word, Punchline) - “Clowns Know More” or “Clowns Do Work”

That is kind of vague about what you are referring. It might take many drafts to get close to something that works well.

Example B: Abandon metaphor, replace subtext with text - “Trump’s A Chump.”

I first thought of Trump’s A Fool but I figure rhyming is catchier.

To be honest, I think a joke like this is fine as is, but doesn’t lend itself to a movement-defining rally call either way. It’s best used the way you wrote it as a hook to a speech talking point, or during a one-on-one conversation with an engaged individual, rather than a crowd call-and-response. You can then follow up with “Trump’s a chump” after you have their ear, as a way to hammer home your point and compel them to adopt this view.

To be fair, Trump attended a college, so you need to be ready to demonstrate he never studied, is lazy, and illiterate/ignorant.

I do think giving him the moniker “Chump Trump” to deride his stupid choices would help distance people from him. MAGA loves mocking others, hate being mocked, and deride those who fall victim to mockery.

The collapse of the Soviet Union in the late 80s into the early 90s is all I think about. Now Russia is a new kind of hell.

I think that’s a great chant, though I would support using his real name. I think we should use that one ASAP, but not rely on that to win the long game. We need to be for something that will carry us to a new party in control after this shit storm passes. But for now, getting rid of Elon would appeal to many across the aisle and would be a good first step.