Parchment is something you write on, as far as I’m concerned.

The artwork says “serial killer”, but the decor says “would you like a werthers original dearie”.

I’m going to be an optimist here, and call that a sex dungeon.

That is definitely not a hot water cylinder, it’s free standing.

You just know those books aren’t there to be read.

These descriptions always read like an AI prompt.

This is the main reason I don’t think I’ll ever own a significant amount of crypto, you can always brute force a safe.

Poor dude.

I choose to believe the actual Margot Robbie has decided shitposting on a niche platform most people have never heard of is a worthwhile use of her time.