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Consider yourself lucky. I think I was in high school.
I was very relieved when Rick Rolling replaced that trend.
Consider yourself lucky. I think I was in high school.
I was very relieved when Rick Rolling replaced that trend.
Oh yeah and there were a handful of multiplayer ones where one player used the left half of the keyboard and the second player used the right half.
And maybe a handful of websites where there was actually a chatroom where you talked with a stranger while you played your shitty flash game.
The Internet was…Weird. it was way more anonymous and way less centralized. You didn’t just check Reddit or Lemmy or YouTube, you had a favorites bar. You would go down the list and check 4 different flash websites, 3 forums, and some news/entertainment article sites.
And friends would constantly tell you new sites you had to check out. And webcomics. You would find a webcomic and read it from the start, then add it to your weekly update list.
It was also peak gross Internet. You would always be wary of links friends would send. Goatse and lemon party were guaranteed to be hiding in one.
Everyone had their favorite flash game site. Simple, one player games that you did just for fun. No achievements or social element besides sharing the link with a friend.
My little sister watched this movie on repeat for a solid six months. I can’t remember if it was any good because I was so angry by the end.
Let the original actors voice the puppets, but rewrite the dialogue to match them.
That was great. I’ve never seen a matter wash board player before.
Xena was obviously better, but BOTH had sexy young Bruce Campbell as the king of thieves.
Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson
IDK if I missed something or I just disagree, but I remember all but maybe one short story ending up with the laws working as intended (though unexpectedly) and humanity being better as a result.
Didn’t they end with humanity being controlled by a hyper-intelligent benevolent dictator, which ensured humans were happy and on a good path?
Ever heard of a deer? Try again sweaty 💅💅
No it’s stupider and more complicated than that.
There’s too much proof evolution exists, so they had to pretend that is part of God’s plan too, but it doesn’t work like science says it does.
The Bible says Noah got 2 of every “kind” of animal. So they made up a new label for the animal Kingdom. Animals fall into different “kinds.”
Instead of getting 2 spider monkeys, 2 capuchin monkeys, two marmosets, etc, Noah got two chimpanzees. God killed every other primate species in the world with a flood. Then all the monkeys and apes we see today evolved in the 10,000 years (6,000? I forget) since they got off the ark.
So all the fossils from the flood are the species whose “kinds” were accounted for elsewhere.
These unrealistic beauty standards are getting out of control.
Honestly that’s a little disappointing. Like the creator doesn’t have ideas for whole episodes.
Support your wife with however she wants to feed. Breast fed only? Ok do you want me at the lactation specialist. Combo? Get good with the bottle. Formula only? Formula has gotten REALLY close to as good as breast milk, no judging.
You can take some night shifts if the baby takes a bottle, even if your wife doesn’t work and you do. Both of you should try to get 5 hours straight sleep per night, but you should know this will not work.
It was a valiant effort and you had fun tweaking your slice.
But if you succeed at step one, what’s the point of step two?
So you’d rather sit on wet toilet paper than a wet seat?
I hate when people have the wrong kind of fun!
What a fucking boss.
Time in a Bottle by Jim Croce