your highness, the peasants are bored out of their minds

oh yeah? put em to work building some crazy shit before they start killing each other for a thrill

lmao the current administration set up all these nice deals for them and they’re gonna go and give trump the credit

Something like this. Not springy but rigid. They sometimes come in a set of increasing heights so you can train your jumping height/endurance/speed/etc. A great thing to have if he’s at all interested in track and field, basketball, skateboarding, parkour, or really any sport that involves jumping.

I used to have a blast working on my jumping when I was in high school. It’s a crazy good workout and feels good to progress in I think.

I know you can get them at Walmarts and Dick’s if those exist where you are but they’re sold many places I’m sure.

jump boxes

we gotta look out for our dudes

almost sent this to my friend who’s been super down lately but then decided against it because “that thing you’ve been wanting to do” might be offing himself

3rd: stutter badly and accidentally say something interpreted as offensive and then dig yourself even deeper trying to explain yourself

there’s a lot of AI based startups promising their investors all sorts of outlandish results. eventually it’s going to become clear that those results are not coming and the investors will come calling.

I wanna know which powerful people jones pissed off because there’s no way he’d get got this hard if it wasn’t someone with a lot of pull

can we fuck the aliens?

2010 but skipping 2011 because twenty eleven sounds weird out loud imo

mirrors don’t really show you candidly in profile too, you gotta bend weird to see the side of your body and you can’t really see the side of your head. I saw a candid profile photo of me once and realized I was way fatter than I thought I was and had shit posture. I’ve lost weight since but my posture is still real bad. I got fuckin nerd neck!!

the left one would look sick with some shades

poor guy, I hope he gets his full sense back.

long covid fucked my lungs up :-/

same I miss the days when I could take huge hits and not even cough but after getting covid twice I’m back to “princess puffs” lmao

yes. I decided pretty much that if someone tries to pick a fight and just comes at me with insults right out the gate, I just block and move on. no need to drag it out with jerks who don’t show even the bare minimum human respect.

their idea of nuclear family is more like fat man and little boy

drinking and smoking for me. I ditched the booze early this year because it was worsening my health and mentality. unfortunately literally everyone I know is a heavy drinker and I live in a small town with nothing to do but go to the bar. it’s rough out here man. getting sober nuked my social life but at least I don’t have to deal with hangovers anymore.

cool. I had suspected something like that with the low light mode because it would sometimes have AI-looking strange interpretations of finer details

how recent recent? it’s pixel 5 which is 2021 I think.