Hilarious that yous use England to mean the UK too!
Hilarious that yous use England to mean the UK too!
Books before, now ebooks while avoiding Amazon like the plague
Went to Greece last year and they’re pushing this shit. Shoving a card machine in your face begging for a tip
In Europe. Fuck you, Stavros
Press “no tip” while making direct eye contact, and sit in their fucking seat while posting a 1 star review on Maps for spoiling my evening with harassment
It’s your civic duty as a European
Average Friday night in Benidorm
World history not your strong point then lol
Pigeons are just seagulls that somecunt bought from wish.com
Fresh croutons are one of the single best advantages of an air fryer
Part-baked baguette cut into chunks, spray with olive oil, six minutes, shake after three. Nothing else needed
widely recognised for his steadfast anti-Western stance.
I’m reading this as “Backed by the US to destabilise the region, create an excuse for an invasion and steal their oil”
Amirite?
My best advice is - never ask internet users for recommendations. When asked what their favourite book is, 99% of people will give you pretentious, wanky answers and start reeling off coffee-table-I’m-so-deep classic books that they only read because they asked internet users for their favourite books.
The best book I’ve ever read is The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of A Window And Disappeared
Comedy, adventure, action, science, family; you name it, it’s got it
Then immediately went down to 3.5% when people realised it still doesn’t work properly lol
You’re a viking that died
Pretty sure they all did that
if these people could just get it through
theretheir heads to quit whiletherethey’re ahead
Fuck me that’s just fucking laziness innit?
Some cunt could post a meme about a samurai in Cote/ d’Ivoire eating a durian fruit and some yank would still say “Ya that’s such a democrat thing to do brah”
I heard there was a website called only fans, you might be eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenterested
Is there a better asklemmy than the ML one?
I didn’t realise the asklemmy I was seeing was that bunch of nutjobs
I always find it amusing to think that one builder somewhere decided to spark up a blunt and utterly fucking destroyed one of the most culturally significant buildings in the entire world, and probably only he knows he did it
Imagine investing in a company that employs people stupid enough to think spamming Lemmy is a good business move
They *think they dominate the internet because they only speak one language
40 years ago in the UK it was shown at 8am as a filler program when nobody was watching, because it was so painfully contrived
Oh come on, “I can’t learn languages because I’m mentally ill” is a pretty good excuse 😂