I think this is the beginning of a thesis topic. Get credit for your idea.

Ypu know who downvotes this? Tiny-penised fascists.

These are so unbelievably accurate.

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I started college at 16, and completed my first degree at 39. Don’t feel bad, the timeline works differently for different people.

Let’s start calling them what they are: The gICEstapo.

Me: fight you for the chunks!

Turtle: hold my beer.

I give up trying to write satire. You just can’t beat the real thing.

This is the funniest version of this meme…

But…French-style, right?

Better be named “Octarine”

Bro, read the room.

If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.

Fade to black. Cough

Jeezus, I was just scrolling past this and the stupid jumped right out and lowered my IQ.

This was my first thought. My opposite will be gullible and am easy mark.

Midichlorians are stored in the Semen Satchel

The obvious result would be an SD card chock full of scrotum pics. So. Many. Scrots.

Sorry, I was having issues with lag.

I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.

Go, Birds!

I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.

Go, Birds!