Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
i take pictures of Biggs
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that’s not a bird, that’s a blue razberry snow cone with 2 jelly beans for eyes
241·7 months agoOctober 23, 2023
jesus fucking christ this has been going for how long now
211·7 months agooh I’ve been there before. Anti-getting-hit-with-a-car-bricks aren’t even the weirdest part about the place. They got so many seagulls over there they have professional falconers who have trained hawks to scare off the seagulls. Absolutely bizarre to see IRL
187·8 months agoIncredibly privileged of you to assume everyone else has your spoilt middle class educational background
uhm, actually, it is in fact YOU who is the privileged one in this scenario, no I. check, and furthermore, mate
MOUTH COOL!
MOUTH COOL!
515·8 months agothe little “world tension” meter in HOI4 just went up by like 3%
14·9 months agolosing half of my income to imagine a version of myself with the other half of my income? I can do that for free. what on earth is supposed to be the upside here? one that’s so great I’m losing half of my money?
No? They killed the most people they have since recording in 2022 and then killed more next year
jesus fucking christ. last i heard, 2022 was the deadliest year on record for police murders and that’s already been overturned
“ChatGPT, please write me the most American headline possible”
shrug and say that things will have to get worse before they get better
sorry, it’s been a bit since i’ve been to the news mega
what?
Yeah…he literally put $1400 in your pocket, assuming you’re American, at the beginning of his administration in response to the covid-19 virus.
I am American. He literally didn’t do that. I’m not going to dox myself any further than I already have on 3 years of hexbear but I was disqualifies from claiming any money out of a thin pretext. I absolutely could have used that money and frankly I deserved it as much as any other American did. $1400 was already a point negotiated down from $2000, and this was in direct response to a century defining global catastrophe
Americans will not line up out the door out of the polling stations to vote for a guy who, in time of great crisis, did the absolute bare minimum
I’d bet money on it. Joe Biden’s failure to do anything material for the public, the crushed railroad strike followed by what happened in East Palestine months later, his unquestioned backing of Israel, failure to materialize any meaningful student loan debt relief. He’s running the Obama playbook without any of the charisma.
My 100% honest, best guess is that Joe wins the popular vote and loses the EC, just like how Trump won last time
Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”
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The jig is up. Run
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Apologize profusely
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[Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are
EVEN 58%
+1 You look terribly frazzled
This is a Red Check. It can not be retried
Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster
Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your backThe clerk gives a dumbfounded expression
Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”
Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this-
seems Florida has moved onto the “Anger” step out of 5