Lol. My favourite exchange on lemmy so far!

Me as a kid, having just learned english, listening to Janis Joplin: “What the fuck is a mercy dispense!?”

there’s a pill for that

Only answer is to ban tracking cookies

Britain? So it’s whoever stole it first?

Why won’t women go out with me? My car’s not nice enough, that must be it…

That’s not true, clearly an apostrophe means: “watch out, here comes an s!”