It is absolutely soul crushing. Here, have some flowers to cheer you up. 💐

May take a while, but you’ll be ok eventually.

What’s next? Build a firewall and make Reddit pay for it?

Time to make a new text expansion: “ “=“, ” This way, every time you hit space, you also get a comma.

But he did create lots of entertainment as a byproduct of all of this. In this regard, Trump is his worst competitor.

Yeah, but the future seems bright.

Why does anyone do anything. Sheer absolute boredom.

I’ve sometimes thought about that. Maybe in an alternate reality there’s a someone with my face who isn’t held back by any sort of morality whatsoever. Once you open that door, you can totally start spreading the stupidest ideas you can think of, and you’ll find someone who believes it and becomes your devout follower. I have a feeling that Scientology came about as a result of this sort of thinking.

Clearly illustrates the role of politics and economy. If you want to change things, you should make sure laws and regulations facilitate it.

Mastodon devs were clearly aware of the quality of text people tend to write online. It’s a very fitting term IMO.

So, is this based on the model where infinite coffee make you immortal?

It’s small ammunition for small guns.

example

And that’s why you always ask for a full glass instead.

I would expect that the union lawyer won’t mind that evidence is served on a silver platter like this.

They new title is approaching the style of academic papers. Let’s knock that up s notch!

“Preventative measures for statistically commonly occurring hazards and causes of death: An analysis of car accident, drowning, falling, and suicide prevention”

Not quite as catchy as the original though…

π=3

Source: Mahajan, S. (2014). The art of insight in science and engineering: Mastering complexity. The MIT Press. p. 18.

That page is also a goldmine for of numbers you can use for back of the envelope maths or trolling professionals of various kinds. Are you working with chemists? N_A=6 * 10^23 mol^-1 What about physicists then? c=3 * 10^8 m/s.

One of the rare cases when a factorial doesn’t lead to an absurdly huge figure. If that had been something like a “divisible by 12! rule” it would have been a lot spicier.

Mozilla also has a VPN, so that should provide some revenue. Might not be enough to let go of Google’s support, but at least it’s something.

Was it Randall or someone else who mentioned in a speech that infinite patience could be a superpower? Like, when you arrive at the store just when it closes, you would just stand there outside the locked door until it opens again. Anyway, this comic connects beautifully with that idea.

15 billion? I thought industrial projects usually cost about 1-5 billion. Is it really that much bigger than other big projects?

If they included that sort of bias in the data, America would be number one.