Then I want to see his parents suffer. Show me their deepest regrets and self-flagellation.

Well, they probably never bother to reflect on their own actions, nor the backdrop dumpster-fire we call society. That, with the rapidly approaching line-of-no-return heating of ocean water is enough to realize Humanity is a pox upon the Earth, and yet somehow we are supposed to reconcile these feelings and our very existence and desire for personal fulfillment in the face of overwhelming evidence that we are mostly powerless in the grand scheme of things.

So yeah, stupid people and narcissists are generally happier.

That wound will never fully heal

Christian Taliban carving out a stronghold in Texas.

The state is so fucking corrupt and simultaneously incompetent. These neophyte Christian soldiers are going to grow up thinking all of America is like Texas because they’ll never go anywhere else.

As with Florida, the kids will suffer most as their futures are conscripted to a gross cabal of two-faced men and the women who enable them.

This is the real answer

Biden making sure to take a massive shit on his legacy before setting it on fire. His 50 useless years in politics boiled down to his essential self: an empty suit doused in rancid cowardice

Jesus Christmas. Dig up Sherman and tell him to finish the job.

Boomers have stolen the futures from at least two generations, and if you include Gen X, that’s three generations sacrificed on the altar of “Generation Me.”

And all the while they’ve been gaslighting us and spreading their ignorant nonsensical arguments as though they understand anything about anything. It’s beyond frustrating.

In North Macedonia too. They serve it with cucumber salad and soft white cheese, and it’s amazing.

He kick flipped real hard

I mean, also because he’s apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

Orogeny gonna get ya

Boeing continuing its slow motion crash into the mountainside, while its execs golden parachute away.

Just nationalize the company if they’re so goddamn essential. The “leadership” team clearly has no idea what they’re doing.

If you can’t go anywhere, another option is jumping rope. 10 minutes of jumping rope is about equivalent to jogging for 30 min.

I personally prefer a slightly weighted (.8lb) rope with the mass concentrated in the rope portion rather than the handles.

City girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with just a smile
A rich old man, and she won’t have to worry
She’ll dress up all in lace go in style

Dunning-Kruger needs to be duct taped to some people’s foreheads

53% of white women also voted for Trump in 2024. They also swung the vote in 2016.

But really, the DNC just fucked up, plain and simple. They’re run by a quorum of dinosaurs all Group Thinking their soggy old brains to failure after failure.

That’s how a “free market” is actually supposed to work.

We DO NOT have a free market, nor do we have the regulations required to keep the economy on a sustainable growth track. Which is why we reliably implode. We took the worst of both economic systems and gave a few oligarchs that control conglomerate corporations free reign to enrich themselves through crisis capitalism.

“But it has rained, hasn’t it?” Smug look

An example of why arguing with idiots is impossible to win.

The key phrase here is “low effort.” These movies generally take a semi-decent premise and then run it into the ground faster than a nepobaby’s inherited business. That’s why they all end up as schlock and give the genre a bad name.