I swear he’s VP just to make any assassin think twice about taking the contract for the rapist.

I played “The Surgeon”. I think it was on Amiga. I had a perfect record. Not one of my patients survived.

I believe you had to put in an aortic graft. I got to that part a few times before they died.

A lot of kitchen workers come from countries that lack education and apparently can openers. My boss likes to hire from these countries to keep costs down.

A nice 12" chef’s knife is easily ruined and it’s the reason I don’t keep my own knives at work.

Chicken sexer. Sending all those cute little chicks to their deaths.

I’ve stayed at Airbnb’s that do that.

And all the new hires in the kitchen I work at grab knives to open cans before I slap their hands.

Dogs are fine and have less rules than people in a bar. No fighting, no annoying others, no making a mess on the floor. But dogs are allowed to sleep under the table, not humans.

Wilbur!

One guy did in Australia. He was 250kg or something and did it with medical supervision. Nothing for about a year other than vitamin supplements.

Yes Finland, I saw the sign covered with vines and thought it’d make a good photo

We had candy ones as a kid, then they took away the red colour on the tip and renamed them “Fads”

Not the same.

My boy saw a rat run from under a car once. Every car in now suspect.

Bad taste. My brother got a copy but didn’t let me watch, so I waited until he was out before I put it on.

I can still remember the guy putting his brains back in his head and carrying on.

Then I heard the director was making some fantasy movies and lost respect for him.

I have mild arachnophobia because of that movie. I have been frozen in a pet store for five minutes because the snake I was trying to get a good look at was housed next door to the tarantula that I didn’t notice until I was too close.

My mom would never watch “Mad about you” because “he was the bad guy in Aliens”

Hydrogen is lighter than air, so it’s like, instant weight loss! Wait until they have hydrogen infused red bull…

Because it’s cheap and easy.

I had an Amiga 1000 back in the day. It had all the signatures of the makers on the inside of the case, including a paw print, I guessed for the dog that helped with debugging.

And if you pressed a certain combination of keys, and ejected the disk from the drive, it showed “We made it, Commodore fucked it up”

Now they have to just not fuck it up.

It’s got the highest pH rating of any acid we know of.

Gunna news another shovel.