There’s a bunch that turn out to be idiots just regurgitating the description of a creature they recently saw in a movie.

Clown college.

No, seriously.

I guess washing stainless steel is against their religion.

Several family member dying of old age. That’s it, that’s why I’m still here.

Oh 4chan, no question.

I think a la mode is overrated.

It’s been open one day and already flooded. That thing’s as much a death TRAP as it is a death camp. Which I imagine is on purpose, given how much the ghouls are salivating over the prospect of detainees becoming alligator chow.

Existence. It’s also a paradox because without existence it’s impossible to be either evil or necessary.

I don’t discern between polite and impolite society, it’s demeaning. Therefore I’ll use “Jesus fuck” regardless of situation, with very few exceptions on a per diem basis.

TIL that the Dom Guy’s name is Jeremy, apparently.

It’s a place where men are men and pigs are nervous.

Hamsters? I didn’t know y’all enough to trust you with cats or dogs outright.

How long until some TikTok dipshit makes a short about eating them with hot sauce or something?

It depends on if the Orange Jackass can get SCOTUS to greenlight striping his citizenship and deporting him. Given how things have been going lately, I’m not particularly optimistic.

It wouldn’t help, there’s an unstoppable army of fuckheads that blindly vote Republican no matter who it is. At this point I’ve just given up entirely.

It really needs more trees, dang.

My chromosomes. The X and Y work together in semi-functional unison to make me the man I am today.

Here come the Idiocracy memes in 3, 2, 1…

I don’t know, there were some good memes along the way.

I thought that at first, but now I think it’s supposed to be an actual, literal demon.