We all know the best way to film is in the shape of a circle

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Nah, we all know the Great Pyramids were part of the “Giza Mass Autism Array” fired during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. RIP Finnish social skills

Just let me finish up this war in Stellaris- (new, cool situation event chain starts) Ooh, shiny! (Gets flooded with 10 more story notifications about new anomalies and log entries)

(Can literally pause, save and exit WHENEVER I WANT and all recent progress would still be saved)

Hon hon hon oui, oui madame, can je put mon baguette into your- hon hon hon- vageaux- honhonhon, oui oui, in your vageaux-hon hon hon

You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.

And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there

So basically… plastics are the new wood? Surface-dwelling sea creatures suffered from ingesting ”microfibers?”

Oh. I thought it meant the war in Gaza (the Bri*ish are also behind Israel-Palestine), I’ve been living under a rock this past week due to midterms

What? This time it’s between the only two ME countries with no oil. But the religious beliefs of many right-wing Americans do require the destruction of the Al-Aqsa Mosque and rebuilding of the Jerusalem temple, and Hamas has some Americans among its hostages…

Edit: Sorry, wrong conflict. Been living under a rock, had no idea about this Venezuela thing

Isn’t Rankine the Kelvin of Fahrenheit

The Moon’s daytime is half a month long and can reach 120 C so we’d need some pretty powerful heat shielding. And there’s no ozone layer to protect the electronics from radiation, and I’m pretty sure the Moon orbits outside of Earth’s magnetosphere. And the shielding used for such a project could also be used to fix climate change here (and terraform Venus later) with orbital parasols. And whatever unimaginable technology we’d need for such an ambitious project may as well be used to run a grid of electromagnets and power lines across Mars to give it a magnetic field

I hope we can build one that can use hydrogen fusion like the sun; such an energy source would make an excellent power source, even if small

Not enough guns, and where are the runways?

This right here is why unlike the war in Ukraine, it’s so hard for me to justifiably support either side of the war in Gaza

So… basically, all this time I’ve been using what started out as an alt-left version of Truth Social?

While this does explain a LOT, I’m still gonna keep using Lemmy since a lot of good has definitely come out of it too (think the antique memes, c/nostupidquestions and the one-user art c/‘s), and unlike Reddit it’s open-source, so even the corrupt programmers lack complete control over it; every instance is merely a reflection of the person who made it. And at least .world has somewhat saner people, which is probably why its native user accounts outnumber ml ones nearly 4:1. What are they gonna do, double-block this community from ml?

America 200 years ago: Steal land from native peoples and then kill, sterilize and oppress them, putting their children in concentration camps where they’re forced to give up their religions, languages and cultures

Lemmy devs: THEY’RE STILL EVIL! FASCIST THIS FASCIST THAT!!! AAAAAAH I HATE MY COUNTRY SO MUCH WE ARE SO GENOCIDAL AND RACIST! HOW MANY RUSSIAN AND CHINESE DICKS SHOULD I SUCK TO ATONE FOR THIS?

China today: Steal land from native peoples and then kill, sterilize and oppress them, putting their children in concentration camps where they’re forced to give up their religions, languages and cultures

Lemmy devs: UNBELIEVABLY BASED!

Burgerland? Wow, this is just sad. That person probably doesn’t go outside often. Good thing that unlike the site that must not be named, this is FOSS so it’s a lot harder for them to ban the /c’s outside of ml and lemmygrad they disagree with unlike the tankie admins on that site.

“What to do when grandma falls and can’t get up”

Google: Check to see if she’s okay

Bing:

holy hell

This is one reason why I prefer chess.com most of the time, it feels more rewarding to advance my elo there. Besides, it has AIs easier than stockfish (so I can practice openings risk-free) since chess in America heavily relies on that site, pretty much all of my chess friends I know in real life and actually stand a chance against are on there since it’s also part social media platform. (But I have both apps on my iphone and ipad, and use lichess for its puzzles and stockfish reviews that are free for life.)