I’ve been saying this a lot lately because it seems like arc words for the zeitgeist we’re living through but good gods above and below it just keeps being relevant:

Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

When shit’s this stupid, it doesn’t matter whether they meant it or not…

Israel’s right to exist is almost as valid as Taiwan’s, and they’re both nearly as valid as Palestine’s right to exist.

[Researchers]:
I AM LOOKING

👁️👄👁️

RESPECTFULLY

[Quantum Particles]:
“And i took that personally.”

If he loses enough fans, he will have to blow himself.

Yeah, that pretty much aged like milk.

Make it a collar or anklet next time :p

Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

Because owls are superb and the only bowls that are super contain soup.

Because they paid good money for those votes

(Well, technically, actually evil money)

how the FUCK can these people vote for rightoids when they see what conserva-turd cancer has inflicted upon the united states

the rats are fleeing the flooding cargo holds.

Agreed, and also: Fallon remains a vapid soulless sycophant piece of shit for sane washing the fuhrer

It sure would be nice if the world would stop denying this new Holocaust.

And it’s happening again, right now, as we speak.

Knowledge is being set ablaze by the powers-that-be and nobody is stepping up to meaningfully prevent it from all being destroyed.

You say this as though the Democrats are trying to win.

They are not trying to win.

They’ve made an incredible cash cow grift out of losing elections.

They scare billions of dollars in political donations out of people, and where does that money go?

It’s gone.

“Consultancy” contracts. “Advertising”. Gold-plated toilet seats by any other name.

Of COURSE they have no interest in winning elections. Any candidate who would win on their ticket is a threat to the congame.

Fucking GOOD.

Hopefully we’ll also have laws against denying the holocaust israel is inflicting on palestine TOO.

I freaking love my town’s municipal fiber! It’s GLORIOUSLY FAST and rock stable, haven’t had ONE outage in the past 3 years. Cheaper than the coaxial cable I used to have through spectrum (previously called themselves charter). Coaxial cable is a scam nowadays.

Maybe lean extra hard on the coastal elite big media propaganda. You can’t outsmart a moron, maybe out stupid them instead.

I appreciate the onion’s intended humor here but I’m almost positive the real Lindsay Graham would throw himself under the bus for his fuhrer. So it’s one of those bizarre but, unfortunately, increasingly common occurrence where reality is more outrageous than parody ._.

Lindsay Graham retroactive draft dodging “oh me? I would not have been allowed to serve”

It’s an old used piece of shit sloppy seconds airframe with escalating obsolete maintenance costs. The fucking thing is MADE OF ATTACHED STRINGS