Wife Material is apparently Minky :3

Yes. That is literally the plan.

They want to either kill the homeless or jail them so that they can be enslaved for free labor.

A BOX OF HAIR WITH A STICKER OF A CARTOON BLUE DONKEY ON IT COULD EFFECTIVELY REPLACE HIMlook… We’re really not asking for much. The bar is subterranean. It’s clear that the Democrat party is dead set on playing limbo in hell. But I admit… It’s nice to dream. I hated buttigieg in 2020. In fact I couldn’t fucking stand any of the vaguely beige cardboard standees that made up the lion share of all democrat candidates that year, but the truth is that just about any of them would be acceptable now just to ensure that we’re one step closer to extinguishing the GOP because frankly THE ONLY WAY WE’LL GET A GOOD PARTY IS IF THE MOST EVIL ONE DIES AND THE REMAINING ONE SPLITS. Like when our forefathers curb stomped the federalists into oblivion - whom were ALSO nationalistic conservatives and absolutely deserved their resting place in history’s rubbish bin. For fucks sake, the Democrats desperately don’t WANT the Republican party to die and that’s all the more reason to KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT. So just vote for literally anyone other than the GOP to make the Democrats suffer and then their party will disintegrate into two subfactions and we can focus on purging the tradcon SCUM from them, too.

it’s actually astonishing that it took THIS long for his career to implode

That sucked, my dudes. u_u

Staying hydrated is known to increase performance.

Beards are based, mullets are cringe.

the ball designed for playing fetch with your blinkdog

Yes. They were clearly ordered to not get caught.

Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…

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I’d love if Doctor Who ended up entangled with Maguire+Garfield+Holland VIA Doctor Strange even though Strange doesn’t remember Peter anymore…

Oh! Thank you for the context!

Ah, yeah, Venom is just a suit in the same way that a TARDIS is just a box, heh.

IIRC, isn’t it that you don’t actually wear a symobiote as much as it kinda completely absorbs you? Sort of like … After a caterpillar goes inside a cocoon, it … Dissolves. Into caterpillar goop. And then the goop reforms into a butterfly.

DefCon Stages:
5 - “I’m here, ain’t I?”
4 - “ain’t dead yet.”
3 - “it is what it is”
2 - “I’m not gonna lie to you”
1 - “…don’t worry about it”

Implying that if you said “i’m (fine/ok/alright/good/etc)” would be a lie.

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Hnng yeah thats right womansplain to me, whip out those big beautiful FACTS and correct me till I BLEED

I greatly appreciate the context, thank you! Just a fun coincidence XD

At 17 seconds … Did that person say BAZINGA?

Either way, an excellent use of explosives :3