Just use bat!

This sounds a bit like Terry Pratchett.

Yes, but the viscosity here doesn’t look like it’s cold. Looks room temperature or maybe fridge temperature to me…

This looks like it’s not frozen. Jägermeister should be consumed fresh out of the freezer.

So you’re going to git gud?

In Germany nearly everyone can drive manual. Used to be that if you didn’t learn how to drive manual in driving school, you weren’t allowed to drive manual with your license.

Tell them they can open a PR if they want.