It’s the feature in The Onion where they take real news and have satirical “everyday person” responses to it. You won’t find the humor in the headline, but in their “responses.”
It’s the feature in The Onion where they take real news and have satirical “everyday person” responses to it. You won’t find the humor in the headline, but in their “responses.”
Last I heard water had flooded the first floor entirely. Their power went out about six hours ago. They’re in their 80s and stubborn as hell. Hopefully I’ll get an update from them tomorrow. Parents. sigh
My parents in the middle of hurricane Helene.
No, no, no…Death is…not. Death isn’t. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not being. You can’t not-be on a boat.
(Apropos user name!)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
I’m an extrovert. That’s not the problem. This is social bullying. Please don’t frame this as “extrovert” behavior. This is reprehensible social interaction. As an extrovert I would NEVER talk about personal experiences at work. I would NEVER ask anyone to participate in my conversations unless they clearly wanted to. Stop conflating extroversion with bullying.
Yes, air dicking is one thing, but have you seen his sick accordion skills?
I think it’s more of a mushroom, but point taken.
Same game here…with other added catch phrases. I was hating life this morning. But did you know they sell margaritas in a box with a spigot? Like box wine. I didn’t before last night. Dangerous…
That is the most reluctant upvote I’ve ever given.
Sheep intestine condoms ftw!
/s
You can’t make friends with salad…
Is this just fantasy…?
Vaguely reminiscent of The Stacks in Ready Player One.
It may encourage others to try it.
Worked fine for me. Wasn’t paywalled.
Yeah, the time change always messes me up more than I think it should. I wish we would just stop it altogether.
Not anymore. Used to have both and deleted them as data mining and mishandling became more prevalent as the user experience declined. Now I’m only on Lemmy and barely on LinkedIn.
I think the first paragraph is Dr. Seuss.