What a fucking douche.

Does anyone want this?

It literally says thunderbird on the side…

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I don’t know how old this comic is but I’ve seen this joke before in another comic.

I like to take probiotics while I’m taking antibiotics to see who’s going to come out on top.

My best haul was a Janome sewing machine which retailed around $1800 for $30. I think someone had priced it for a friend or themselves because it was on a bottom shelf behind other items despite being on the shelf for under an hour. I went back 2 days later and got the extension table for another $8.

Swimming, I used to swim in high school but I’ve been out of practice for a couple decades, I got back in the pool a couple of weeks ago and struggled to swim 500 yards which is something I used to do in 6 minutes so I’ve been going a few times a week and pushed myself to 600 yards the last few sessions, anyway I want to try for 1000 yards by the end of the year.

Kroger

Really you need to kill several someone’s, preferably at once if you’d like your own page in short order.

I’ll just keep volunteering to be honest, I’m a volunteer EMT a few times a month right now but I’m thinking of volunteering with the local theater and possibly the warming center as we enter the colder months.

Smoke Some Weed

I have to get labs drawn this morning but you can bet as soon as I get home I’ll be right out of my skull.

It’s not a problem if it takes you 12 tries and you still haven’t gotten it, do it a 13th. If I don’t do something perfect on the 1st or 2nd try I’ll most likely never do it again.

I showed my age in public and now I’m on a list… I keep getting AARP mailers.

Fatali-tea

The only correct answer.

I second light blocking curtains and I personally sleep with a fan to drown out noise. I also take melatonin about an hour before I lay down, I used to take ambien but I couldn’t handle the side effects anymore. I usually feel pretty well rested, at least enough for my shift.

Thank you.

I picked the wrong time of year to quit drinking.

I don’t think an Adam Sandler film has ever grossed a billion dollars so it seems the cartoon protagonist is in the minority.