I need three desks. Modern PC desk, retro PC desk, and a soldering desk. Otherwise, perfect.

To demonstrate the power of flex seal, I SAWED THIS CHICKEN IN HALF!

What is Phil Swift going to do with that chicken?

It’s my favorite part of cutting onions

Just two normal guys hanging out with their sister.

Why the pelvis specifically? How did it get there? What were you doing with it?

You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980’s WWF and I’d totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

“Drowning 50000 guests in 20 seconds”

RT = Rollercoaster Tycoon?

Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it’s being censored?

Ain’t it the truth!

I haven’t seen Showgirls, but I think i know what you mean

Nah, I’m serious. You’ll find several instances of me professing my love of Battlefield Earth and Waterworld in my comment history. As well as my disdain for Last Jedi.

It’s pretty easy. There are bad movies, like Star Wars: The Last Jedi and most Marvel movies. Then, there are good movies like Waterworld, Demolition Man, and Battlefield Earth.

I’m fine with that. I mean, bodies aren’t really people anymore. The people part flickers out to nothingness, leaving the meat husk.

But on a serious note, how good is venison? Fucking delicious. You ever make chili with it? Goddamn backstrap chili. Like eating heaven.

I only eat meat that consents. Anybody want to come over for dinner? Coincidentally, you’ll have to sign a waiver.

My slaughterhouse uses radon. The meat makes my testicle feel funny, and we throw up a lot. And I haven’t had hair in years. But it’s cheap! And so tender.

You didn’t learn factorials in high school?