They’re all $400 six months after release.

My mom after feeding me canned green beans for years watching me wolf down green beans at my house

“You hated veggies when you were a kid.”

…sure, mom

My head canon is that she’s the Rick Sanchez of her universe only she’s a force for good rather than nihilism and self-indulgence.

My chosen apocalypse of personal belief is that of climate change. Even if we create a general peace on earth, do every single thing right regarding climate change, at this point, we’re likely to only skirt absolute disaster. Some countries won’t even admit it’s a problem, much less take action to prevent it.

2024: “Hold my beer”

Tell me of this dark magic, wizard.

Snapper. On it.

Not really. What if it’s your VPN? Mine allows me access to my home network, which is its primary focus, but it also obfuscates what my phone is doing online, and blocks trackers.

(Adguard home and wireguard)

It also lets me use my phone on 4chan… so there’s that.

and like, Stadia controllers

omg bitch, no way!

Don’t buy AAA games

SAY NO MORE! I’m on it, chief!

I mean, they’re scummy but you’re right. There’s no reason to downvote news. OP isn’t advertising.