Oh no. Anyways…

HIMS, HERS, and dating apps for days.

I genuinely thought he’d get a slight pass this season with next year being his first true hotseat season. I’ve posted this before elsewhere but…

YEAR ONE

• Inherits a team with zero depth at any position and thin at talent in the starters

• Loses WR1, forcing WR2 to step up

• So deep in cap hell the best they can do is sign 3rd stringers and warm bodies.

• New WR1 gives up on the team and takes mental health leave

• Still manages to go 7-10

YEAR TWO

• WR1 gets suspended the entire season

• Loses QB1 in the offseason and the best we can do is sign a 2nd stringer who hasn’t started a full season in his entire NFL career, and played in 18 games in the previous 3 seasons across 2 teams, injury prone with nerve damage in hand

• Still in cap hell, can only sign 2nd-3rd stringers

• Still shows flashes

• QB1 maybe kinda sorta quits on the team after being benched poor play, rookie 3rd rounder shows flashes

YEAR THREE

• First year with cap room to actually sign FAs and make vet splashes

If anything, unless AS completely shits the bed this season his job is 100% safe. If he makes the playoffs year 4 is safe.

So iPhone users can act like dicks because they are the in crowd when messaging each other.

They can interact with their messages in more ways than others. Direct message reactions (like, heart) and they can see the dot-dot-dot when another iPhoner was typing. I actually had a girl give me a hard time over this because she was iPhone and I’m android.