You might want to stay away from any Australian wine that’s packaged in a plastic bag then.

Don’t forget mutual aid requests

Rwanda is ahead of the “civilised world”.

Did they beat him to death with it or something?

Why is there a shelf of home-computer magazines on the flight deck?

No, Germany has a coalition between the Social Democrats (i.e. Labour/Dems) and Greens, which is in minority as the Free Democrats (i.e. Ayn Rand fans) dropped out because everyone else was sick of their bullshit.

If AfD were in power, Germany would be providing arms to Russia to help it stabilise its region. A lot of things will happen before that does, up to and including a CDU/SDP left-right grand coalition.

They’ll choose Trumpism. Starmer inherited the legacy of the Brexit referendum, and if he’s seen as veering towards the European approach, the oligarch-owned press will have his guts for garters and Nigel Farage in No. 10. As such, he’ll have no choice but to make a speech acknowledging this and rejecting the European approach in principle.

That and cheap and cheerful musical keyboards.

That doesn’t look like her, and besides, her name is Xenia.

Campism. All evil comes from the Washington liberal-capitalist consensus, therefore anyone who stands against Washington and its allies is on the side of the Revolution, even if they’re the Taliban or someone.

Giving Ukraine a nuclear deterrent may be Netanyahu’s Churchill moment, i.e. one good action made by someone with an otherwise uniformly shitty record

Would Japan have been better had the shogunate continued?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Most linguists formally classify English as Germanic (West Germanic, alongside Frisian, Dutch and German, though one Norwegian linguist made a case for it being North Germanic), though some people refer to it as a Romance-Germanic creole. It is quantifiably true that, if you want to read Old English, knowing Icelandic will be more helpful than knowing modern English.

When his new Nazi besties discard him in the same way that affluent, performatively eco-conscious liberals and sci-fi/“geek” culture fans who weren’t at least fascism-curious did, where’s he going to turn?

My money’s on Scientology.

The 18-24 male voters are single-issue voters, who just want to see feminism defeated and to be issued with the subservient tradwife that Andrew Tate told them is their birthright.

And the thing is, you know the game is going to be something really mid you play on your phone on the toilet that looks like an AAA strategy game but is flatteringly easy with the right in-app purchases and annoying otherwise. Still, with all those glowing hexagons and stuff, it looks more complex than a slot machine, so it’s lost Donnie.

…but some bro on Youtube says that philosophers are chads, and in the same category as crypto billionaires and MMA fighters.

You couldn’t make Home Alone today, because a middle-aged man beating up a bunch of old guys would just hit wrong

It’s like Ryoji Ikeda goes to the arcade