I unironically, earnestly believe 99% of the cop alarmism about fentanyl is because an embarrassing amount of cops like to taste, toot, and take a quick rip on the shit they seize.
they do not recognize when something they’ve seized is meant to be stepped on a few more times, i.e. “not ready for retail” because they are far more ignorant about recreational drugs than the average user, yet are completely convinced of their expertise by frat bro/douche ag culture of the institution.
so now we get this whole narrative about how if you touch a doorknob and fentanyl was in a bag on the otherside of the door, you will fucking die and that’s what absolutely happened Sgt. Officer Whitey O’Punchy when he was found dead in the shitter of his neighbors apartment, completely brain cooked.
I like how it’s socially acceptable for cops to do whatever they seize on the downlow and they’ll craft a hero narrative around them dying to an overdose but if you’re a poor homeless junky who od’s society is just like “meh whatever”.
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I unironically, earnestly believe 99% of the cop alarmism about fentanyl is because an embarrassing amount of cops like to taste, toot, and take a quick rip on the shit they seize.
they do not recognize when something they’ve seized is meant to be stepped on a few more times, i.e. “not ready for retail” because they are far more ignorant about recreational drugs than the average user, yet are completely convinced of their expertise by frat bro/douche ag culture of the institution.
so now we get this whole narrative about how if you touch a doorknob and fentanyl was in a bag on the otherside of the door, you will fucking die and that’s what absolutely happened Sgt. Officer Whitey O’Punchy when he was found dead in the shitter of his neighbors apartment, completely brain cooked.
Douche agriculture?
I like how it’s socially acceptable for cops to do whatever they seize on the downlow and they’ll craft a hero narrative around them dying to an overdose but if you’re a poor homeless junky who od’s society is just like “meh whatever”.