This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to post it.

  • madcaesar@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    The thing is that religion, like conservatism want to just “be a little assholes”, but being an asshole attracts bigger assholes and pretty soon your movement is all massive assholes. So you, little asshole, feel betrayed, because you just wanted to hurt some people, but now your being pushed out because the assholes in your group want to hurt everyone.

    When you make deals with the devil, sooner or later the bill comes due.

    • wewbull@feddit.uk
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      1 day ago

      Are you saying that what we need to be is a bunch of massive dicks? Then we can fuck all the massive assholes. Sure we might get a bit shitty while we do, but it might be the price we need to pay. It’s the little assholes that I’d feel sorry for in that situation.

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        17 hours ago

        See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

        Edit because apparently I butchered the quote to hell