He didn’t want to be in a MAGA propaganda photo. Neither did Gretchen Whitmer.
Pope ghosts
Well, that certainly aged. Like milk or wine, I’m not sure.
Holy Ghost?
Wine, it’s pretty funny wording in hindsight.
Ghosts… I’m going to hell, but i approve of the terminology
Pope meets with JD Vance.
Says the Trump admin’s immigration policy is a grave sin.
Refuses to elaborate.
Dies.
Based Holiness.
The “refuses to elaborate” is simple, Mathew 25 31-46.
It quite clearly says that you are to welcome the immigrant, feed the poor, care for the sick, and visit the prisoners.
Failure to do any of that is a straight shot to hell, no matter how much you claim to love god, you actually have to do the work, or it’s off to hell.
Fun fact, Mathew 25 is the only place in the bible that references sending ordinary people to hell. All that fire and brimstone, it’s actually in that one passage. Nowhere else does hell show up for normal people, just fallen angles and shit.
I’d rather die than talk to JD Vance too. That dude seems like a pdf file.
Hey, pdfs are a very versatile file that is not only forms. They serve a purpose
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couchdick.pdf
I cant imagine hearing the the Pope died
And knowing that one of the last things he did alive was tell me Im being an asshole
But not even directly. Instead I didnt even get to meet him and he just sent someone to tell me.
Guy only has hours left alive, he shouldn’t be cursed to speak to an American fascist cunt.
Well this comment was the last thing I read before seeing he died about 7 hours ago, guess you were right
Cursed title
Pope’s Ghost haunts JD Vance for not saying thank you
“I’ve only got a few hours left, I’m not talking to that pudding faced prick”
chances are high he also wouldn’t have been able to finish the talks in a meaningful way due to his health condition.
Well now he ghosted all of us.
Bro is with god now laughing at vance
Turns out he was on his death bed and didn’t want to waste his last few hours. Solid dude.
“tell Vance he can schedule any time after Monday”
Pope Ghosts JD Vance
This is a very unfortunate title.
Could it be claimed that JD killed the pope? Pretty sus that he had a brief meeting and the man was dead hours later.
Queen met Liz Truss and died. JD goes to see the pope and he dies. Pattern around conservatives?
Would be nice if JD political career mirrored Truss.
People are saying.
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The Pope couldn’t bear being so close to JD Vance, so he just gave up.
Let’s hope no rumors swirl that JD killed the pope with a contact poison
You think that dipshit would manage to not somehow get it on himself before the Pope was even in the room?
I heard something about it being in his eyeliner
No, just cringe. The pope died of cringe.
Based Francis
Vance barely made a peep in public when p47 was inaugarated only made noise as directed by thiel, when trump/doge was facing alot of backlash for the firings and tariffs to distract the public.
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