Ah yes the “family values” party here to yet again “save the children” from librul strangeness.
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So many children, yet no family.
he has a rotating conveyer belt of human shields, if they get too small, he will just use the youngest one as one.
He’s a plague on the world all by himself (and all the doctors he pays to make his children).
Gonna be a legal shitshow when he kicks off - imagine all the claims on his estate.
my guess is 45 kids. he has at least that many. like what do you call a legion? a few dozen? a few hundred?
i had to check… the roman legions where between 3000 and 6000
you convinced me, let take him at his word, in my head he has at least 3000 children now.
basically he has a multitudes of concubines
I hope they all find a strong father figure one day
During the nazi era, comedians had a field day mocking Hitler and his cronies. The immortal joke ‘the true Aryan is as blonde as Hitler, slim as Goering, and as tall/beautiful as Goebbels’. It was funny then and still funny now. Because none of them even remotely resembled the ideal they spoke about. This is even funnier when you include goblins like Himmler who was the head of the SS when he would never have qualified to even be an enlisted SS man when he was younger.
And SA founder Ernst Röhm was openly gay.
One variation of the ‘blonde as hitler’ joke did include Röhm, with ‘and as chaste as Röhm’ being the statement.
It was and still is a homophobic joke. But given that the Nazis hated gays more than anyone else at the time, I think mocking him is still acceptable. Especially since Röhm was a power broker who was critical in Hitler’s rise to power.
Not surprising, what else do you expect him to eat?
I hope we can finally see who wins between one Elon-sized toddler and 100 toddler-sized Elons
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Wanna bet he hates his kids? Especially if any that are smarter and cooler than him.
smarter and cooler
So, all of them then.
I dunno. After Vivian, he probably decided to spend some serious money making sure the rest come out as fucked up as he his
Given that half of his fucked up features and mental depredations are due to shitty surgeries and drug abuse, well let’s just say that’d be a rather impressive accomplishment on his part
I know that a lot of his kids hate him at least
One of the creepier manifestations of his profound mental illness.
St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k to stay silent about their relationship and their new son, who has been named “Romulus,” the newspaper notes.
Musk is the scum of the earth (and I’m a man), but I think even I’d carry his baby for cash like that.
He doesn’t pay them though, she was just switching her story back. Here she is criticizing him over not paying https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7
So, you want to bring a child into this world with that man and not get paid? Hard pass on me bro
Do you know that there’s evidence supporting the idea that when you have a baby, that baby’s DNA hangs out in your body for decades (if not forever, more studies needed on that point)? I wouldn’t want any amount of Elon Musk’s DNA just like…hanging out in me forever. Ew.
Source: an excellent book called Matrescence by Lucy Jones. Came out in 2024 and does a great job of compiling lots of the latest research on pregnant bodies. It’s amazing how much is still missing and we need to learn still about half the population of the world.
I think the only time we could decode Elons body and all his mistresses, would involve a serious revolution
elon is basically the reproductive abuser from SVU episode, where “john stamos” plays as a lawyer and he impregnates woman and just ditches them after.
Easy to say when you’ve got no skin (or uterus) in the game. Just look at how Grimes and St. Clair and their children are being treated. Both women are terrible right wing scum and had it coming, but I wouldn’t wish someone’s family/babies being manipulated and kept from them by a guy with more money than god on anyone.
Imagine your only recourse for restoring your parental rights being going to court against a guy who can afford to keep the cases going indefinitely. That is the stuff of nightmares.
Even worse now. Remember, that DOGE whistleblower said he got a physical, taped threat on his door, with what appear to be drone photos of him walking his dog.
Imagine having to fight for your parental rights against a dude who has the Literal US President for a friend.
Yeah, it makes me physically ill to imagine that for myself.
I feel a bit more sympathy for Grimes than St. Clair since she seemed to actually want to be with this man, as a ‘real’ family at one point and seems to feel quite desperate about how her son is being manipulated now that that hasn’t worked out. Was she being naive? Probably, but none of us can see the future. Much less imagine that someone we love enough to date and have kids with would do something so deranged as hold them hostage as meat shields.
Anyone who volunteers after seeing how he treats his baby mamas and children, though? They get no sympathy from me, personally. Sorry for the kids, tho
You’d be his Rosemary? I’m sure your soul is worth more than that. At least hold out for half a billion.
Came here to say this :/
We’ll your heart what you deserve, which is $0 because he never actually pays these women.
There’s enough for both of us, according to the report. 🤮
Idiocracy all over again. C’mon smart people…start having those kids!
But the stupidest man on earth somehow also has all the money.
The ability to earn money and intelligence are not necessarily causally linked. Sociopathy however ist linked to earning and retaining the amount of money billionaires have.
Deport all these illegal immigrants.
